Welcome… You have officially entered a website that probably should not exist, but here we are. This website was created for one very important reason: to torment you in the funniest way possible.

Being that I clearly have way too much free time on my hands, I thought that rather than doing something productive, it would be better to make an entire website dedicated to you and our relationship instead.

As my wonderful and amazing wife, I guess this is something you now have to deal with. Enjoy!